Includes bibliographical references (p. 377-392) and index.; Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? -- I want to play in the band -- A course for new providence, or the drowning pools of narcissism? -- G.E. loves me -- Al and Dennis in the passing lane -- Foolish Faith and the case of Suzie Cream Cheese -- Question from the chairman: how much do I weigh? -- Stretch role time for Gary and the preacher's daughter -- Fitzy comes out of the closet -- Champagne kisses and caviar dreams -- Jack meets celebrity's dark side -- The shiksa goddess of Wall Street -- Jane Beasley and the spoor of an older man -- Marvin Hamlisch meets the world of six sigma -- CEO in banjo-land -- Big Al goes AWOL -- Ron's next Democrat -- Hugs & kisses and bouts of nostalgia -- Big Al and Ron exit fighting -- Life is a cabarat -- Let's party like it's 1999 -- That pesky neck waddle -- Suzy Hotstuff and the case of Juan Dangeroso -- Sonata for soul mates.;